"Give a girl the right shoes and she'll conquer the world."

"I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something."

"I'm working my way toward divinity."

"Moi, in the altogether? Honey, no studio has that much money."

"I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite."

"Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week."

"I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes."

"The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you."

"My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors."

"I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing."

"After thirty, a body has a mind of its own."

"Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes."

"Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, "I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?""

"I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me."

"I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time."