"Nothing and nobody has ever been able to stand in the way of me and my dreams."

"I've had heartaches, headaches, toothaches, earaches, and I've had a few pains in the ass; but I've survived to tell about it."

"Love is something sent from Heaven to worry the hell out of you."

"My weakness is food. I'll take a sandwich and a shake over a joint and a jug anytime."

"Movies may come and go, but life is something we buy a ticket to every day-- and it doesn't come with popcorn."

"Yeah I flirt, I'm not blind and I'm not dead!"

"My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order."

"I modeled my looks on the town tramp."

"I hope people realize that there is a brain underneath the hair and a heart underneath the boobs."

"I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just depressing to me. The poor little kids."

"My aunt in Knoxville would bring newspapers up, which we used for toilet paper. Before we used it, we'd look at the pictures."

"Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills."

"People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them."

"I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out."

"We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails."

"Storms make trees take deeper roots."

"You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try."

"Leave something good in every day."

"When I'm inspired, I get excited because I can't wait to see what I'll come up with next."

"If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words."

"The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain."

"I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde."

"My husband said 'show me your boobs' and I had to pull up my skirt ... so it was time to get them done!"

"You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!"

 

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