The Wannabe Divas

Ever bite into a slice of luscious-looking chocolate cake... only to find the taste sorely lacking? Or did you ever buy a dress, take it home, and find yourself in deep disappointment? So it is with the No-Noes... they may LOOK like real Divas... they may even SOUND like real Divas... and they may even ACT like real Divas: but looking like, acting like, and sounding like are all SO not the Real Thing. A certain "offness" will identify a No-no... there's something not quite right, an indefinable something that prevents the wannabe from achieving true Diva status. An afficionado will be able to instantly spot a No-No. Herewith, a selection of women exhibiting glaringly non-Diva-like symptoms.

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(introduction and captions by Jimmy)

 

Pamela	Hillary	Victoria	Gwyneth	Sarah

 

Geri	Stéphanie	Britney	Elizabeth	Juliette

 

Vanessa	Barbara	Alicia	Sophie	Bo

 

Christina	Camilla	Tori	Jenny	Reese

 

Shakira	Avril	Cameron	Anna Nicole	Penelope

 

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