Of Chickensoup and Buttah...

When faced with the usual choice a Brooklyn girl is offered upon graduating high school-- "Whaddayou want for a graduation present, a nose job or a fur coat??"-- Barbra wisely chose the latter. You can always trade in a cheap fur coat for, umm, a blender or something, but a bad nose job is forever.  And our gorgeous songboid probably had some inkling that her voice would end up stage center as an immortal legend... so why tamper with the adenoids, I ask you?

Here she is in all her Flatbush-to-Hollywood glory... our favorite Erasmus girl is swimming in a tub of lovely buttah, gracefully elbowing aside all comers.

Go know! She's the real thing: accept no substitutes! (Priced slightly higher during Passover.)

(Introduction by Jimmy)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, Jimmy, what can I say... It takes a Brooklyn Boy to understand a Brooklyn Girl!

 

 

 

 

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