An Inspiration to Shopgirls the World Over...

Joan Crawford was-- IS-- the consummate STAR: she was consumed with ambition during her long and stellar career... consumed with a healthy appreciation for the opposite sex... and consumed with the desire to please her legions of fans. Never forgetting her roots, she shone like a beacon on the silver screen, a torch lighting the way for girls who wanted to climb out of obscurity and into meaningful, mink-lined lives. "If Joan Can do it," they cried to one another, "so can we!"

Joan did it, many times. Right up to her dying day, and well beyond, people never forgot who Joan Crawford was and what she stood for... and there will never be anyone like her again. Therefore, in appreciation of one of our all-time favorites, and to help celebrate her birthday, please enjoy the gallery we've set up for your appreciation. Spend some time with Joan, silently thanking her for the many hours of screen magic she provided us...

(Introduction by Jimmy)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[ click here to go to "When Joan met..." ]

 

A tremendous THANK YOU! to Jimmy.  The captions are simply FABOO, dear!

 

All picture captions used in this and every other picture gallery of this web site are made up and are used for satirical effect only. Any similarity of these captions to actual statements made by the public figures represented in the pictures, living or dead, is coincidental. Depictions of these public figures are for satirical and humor value only and are not intended to slander or insult.

 

E-CARDS

ST. JOAN

GREAT DAY

MADAME REQUIRES

 

Jazz Baby

 

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