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Meet the Moms! When
a gaggle of rich, overdressed Roman matrons approached Cornelia, the mother
of the Gracchi, on a busy street they demanded of her: "Show us your
jewels!!" Cornelia gathered her children close and replied, "These
are my jewels."
Whether or not we like to admit it, everyone (except for O) has to have a
mother; in that respect, the world is full of them: short ones, tall ones,
fat ones, and small ones. In these days of petri dishes and in-vitro
fertilization, it's nice to know that the warmth of the womb is still
never further than a gin and tonic away. Herewith, a
gallery of mothers, the great majority of whom can be classed as Stage
Mothers. A breed unto themselves, many of these dames lived the lives of
performers without ever having trod the boards themselves. Firmly
hitching themselves to their daughters' wagons, these Mommies are sometimes
as famous as their young charges. Enjoy... and try not to get in their
way! And
remember, once
you're in, simply click on the picture
to advance to the next! (Introduction
by Jimmy) If you have pictures of
those who are missing from our pages, please let us know. The mothers
of Miriam Hopkins and Phyllis
Hyman are still eluding us.

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| Adelaide |
Adelaide |
Agnes |
Alice |
Ana |
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| Anna |
Anna
Bell |
Anna
May |
Anna
Rebecca |
Anne |
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| Avie |
Barbara |
Barbara |
Beatrice |
Bertha
"Chubby" |
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| Betty |
Birgit |
Cissy |
Diana |
Desiree |
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| Edith |
Edith |
Eliza |
Elizabeth |
Ella |
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| Ensemble |
Ernestine |
Ethel |
Evangelia |
Frances |
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| Georgia |
Gertrude |
Giuseppina |
Irene |
Janet |
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| Jean |
Jeanne |
Juana |
Judy |
Katharine |
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| Katharine |
Kay |
Magda |
Margaret |
Mary |
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| Mary
Elizabeth |
Mildred |
Natalie |
Nina |
Patricia |
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| Paula |
Romilda |
Ruth |
Ruth |
Sadie |
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| Sara |
Synni |
Vernita |
Victoria |
Volga |
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A tremendous THANK YOU! to the people who contributed to these pages -
Jimmy, Carole, Duane, Kevin, Laura, Liz, Roman and Rui amongst others!
All
picture captions used in this and every other picture gallery of this web site
are made up and are used for satirical effect only. Any similarity of these
captions to actual statements made by the public figures represented in the
pictures, living or dead, is coincidental. Depictions of these public figures
are for satirical and humor value only and are not intended to slander or
insult.
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